In other news, lemon poppy seed muffins are deadly interlopers. They call out to you early in the "morning" as you're wiping sleep from your widdle eyes. A squeaky cartoon voice that says "hey I mean you no harm, I'm just a breakfast food. I taste like love rainbows". But then they totally get in your stomach and wreck all kinds of fat shop on your ass just like some CAKEZ with a sledgehammer!
INTERLOPER! I'MMA EAT YOUR FAMILY!
-J La
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Resist the urge my friend. For the sweet goodness in your mouth will wrecj eternal havoc on your ass. Ok, that sounded way dirtier then it was meant to. hahaha
peace,
Herc